Another embarrassing moment

In Sunday School last week, the teacher asked us if anyone wanted to share their most embarrassing moment.

That's easy. It was the time I set my hair on fire at church.

Or maybe it was the time I mooned Banana Republic.

And then there was the time I ripped my pants in a room full of people.

Or the time I almost missed church because I spilled toilet bowl cleaner in my eye.

But that doesn't even include almost puking on my husband. Or scaring a guy in the Taco Bell drive-through line.

Somebody should stop me before I hurt myself. Or someone else.

Oh wait... I already did that.