Last night I had dinner with my wonderful Christian parents--both leaders in their church and big advocates for spreading the gospel. Here is what our conversation looked like:
Dad - So you really want to go to Africa, huh?
Me - Yep. I really want to go.
Dad - You know what happens to folks who go to Africa... they all come home wanting to adopt an African orphan.
Me - Oh really? Would that be so horrible?
Dad - Nah. I'd watch him for you.
Me - Well it's settled then. Africa, here I come!