In honor of Earth Week

I recycle. But I'm no environmentalist. I work in marketing, so I've probably single-handedly destroyed half a rain forest in my quest to promote my company. But all is okay, because of this nugget of good news...

I'm thin. And apparently, thin is the new green. Check it out.

So before you get that next Sonic strawberry milk shake, ask yourself, "Is this good for the environment?"

And then drink it anyway. Because being thin also leads to osteoporosis. I say, pick your poison.